Bawling for Bald

Ever since I can remember I’ve hated hair cuts. Growing up, every time my crush would get a haircut immediately my crush was cut short, over, done, see you never. And for the past four years I haven’t had to worry about that, my BF has had the same hair style and I have always …

(Almost) Fired for Forgetfulness

Back when I first started my job, I was thrown into the world of social media marketing at work. I had no idea what to really expect, other than the fact that I’d get some cool pictures out of the experience. Monthly we would plan, style and execute shoots that ended up on the country’s …

Dirty Girls

Months back my Mom and sister committed to an all girls mud run, and usually this is something I would completely tear apart, but I decided to join them. Of course me joining them was infinitely more for the fear of missing out on a bonding experience that my mom and sister would have without …

Granny Panties

Ladies, we all have that pair of underwear we wouldn't be caught dead in. You know, the full bottoms, or the granny panties or the ones you use when all your underwear is in the laundry. Well today, I flaunted them. Remember back when I said I was trying all these different avenues of employment, …

Ding Dong the Wicked Witch is DEAD

  Just kidding, the witch (aka Satan's Spawn) did not die...but she did MOVE OUT. I'd like to thank my wonderful roommates for helping me endure this roller coaster that Satan's child sprung on me. Last night her family came with her to move out all of her tainted belongings, and no Voldemort did not …

Tipsy Takes a Tumble

As a student, most of my weekends are spent in a typical fashion, either being slightly (not so slightly) intoxicated and/or recovering. I'd like to go back to October which I can proudly say is that last time I've had one of "those" nights. After a bottle of wine and reeking havoc on the subway, …

Furry Enemies

As you all know, I am severely unemployed. Therefore, I'm trying out a few different avenues of finding employment. This past weekend I went for an audition for a online dating service commercial. I know, I know, it is embarrassing, but apparently real people do these commercials. So, I spent a few days memorizing my …

Tinderella

My hot topic of today is the infamous Tinder. For those of you who are unaware of what Tinder is, it's either because you're too old, or you're happily in a relationship, since I am neither, I am shamefully/shamelessly a Tinder user. Tinder is a free dating app available on your phone. Tinder works by …

Satan’s Spawn is my Roommate

In honour of my first Throwback Thursday, I thought I would entertain you all with a topic that everyone deals with, Roommate Drama. Now everyone has their own issues with roommates while living in student housing, but I thought mine is pretty unique and well RIDICULOUS. The story begins at the beginning of last summer, …

Get me OUT of Here

As previously mentioned in my last post, I was invited back for a second interview the following day. Originally I thought I had applied for a receptionist job at a marketing firm, and it ended up being a sales position for a marketing company. Due to my current state of unemployment, I thought I was …