ALL MY SINGLE LADIES

There comes a point in everyone’s life, where they’re faced with the fact that they don’t have their life together. Not even in the slightest possible way. This occurs about once a day for me. Speaking from experience, the LAST thing I want to hear from one of my friends (that are in long term …

Lesbian Lovers

For the past few months I have not only been on a job hunt (still ongoing), but also an apartment hunt (naturally). After a few months of searching I have finally found a new home with my ridiculous roommates, and it couldn't feel any better. Our search hasn't been easy because we're four people looking …

Granny Panties

Ladies, we all have that pair of underwear we wouldn't be caught dead in. You know, the full bottoms, or the granny panties or the ones you use when all your underwear is in the laundry. Well today, I flaunted them. Remember back when I said I was trying all these different avenues of employment, …

Balls Dropping

My past week as an unemployed good for nothing graduate, has been pretty uneventful. So I figured I could do a Way Back Wednesday. Over this past Christmas break, a few friends invited me on a short trip to NYC over New Years. Back at this point, I was single and unemployed (somethings never change), …

Graduation, Smaduation

Welcome, class of 2014, to the real world. Whether it took you 4,5 or 6 years to finish your degree, you did it, you made it out and lived to tell about it. Welcome to the days where getting out of bed are optional and pizza for every meal is acceptable. Going through post secondary …

Ding Dong the Wicked Witch is DEAD

  Just kidding, the witch (aka Satan's Spawn) did not die...but she did MOVE OUT. I'd like to thank my wonderful roommates for helping me endure this roller coaster that Satan's child sprung on me. Last night her family came with her to move out all of her tainted belongings, and no Voldemort did not …

Tipsy Takes a Tumble

As a student, most of my weekends are spent in a typical fashion, either being slightly (not so slightly) intoxicated and/or recovering. I'd like to go back to October which I can proudly say is that last time I've had one of "those" nights. After a bottle of wine and reeking havoc on the subway, …

Furry Enemies

As you all know, I am severely unemployed. Therefore, I'm trying out a few different avenues of finding employment. This past weekend I went for an audition for a online dating service commercial. I know, I know, it is embarrassing, but apparently real people do these commercials. So, I spent a few days memorizing my …

Tinderella

My hot topic of today is the infamous Tinder. For those of you who are unaware of what Tinder is, it's either because you're too old, or you're happily in a relationship, since I am neither, I am shamefully/shamelessly a Tinder user. Tinder is a free dating app available on your phone. Tinder works by …

Satan’s Spawn is my Roommate

In honour of my first Throwback Thursday, I thought I would entertain you all with a topic that everyone deals with, Roommate Drama. Now everyone has their own issues with roommates while living in student housing, but I thought mine is pretty unique and well RIDICULOUS. The story begins at the beginning of last summer, …